What kind of a name is ‘Eden’ anyway?

So I joined a dating website called Plenty of Fish, and interestingly about 75% of the guys who write to me are black and tell me that they’re in love with me.  The other 24.5% are over forty and fat and pimply, and the one reasonably aged and reasonable looking guy bored me so much after 20 minutes of online conversation that I got a nosebleed.  So I thought, “hey, why not try a slightly different tack, and initiate conversation with someone?!”.  So I picked a guy who’s profile looked interesting and who’s photo looked normal and i sent him a message.  The only indication of any kind of weirdness was the fact that his name was Eden.  Apart from that I found him quite lovely.  And he replied, shock horror! Asked me to add him on Facebook, which I did, then went back a day later and my notification says he accepted my request, but my search bar indicates I’m not friends with him.  So he added me for long enough to stalk me, found something lacking, and deleted me.  Is that what the world has come to?! What was on my facebook profile that was so repulsive to him??  Ah fuck it – he’s got a gay name anyway…

Fuck dating in general – maybe I should just marry Neil…

I’m still having a crisis of indecision by the way, but the worst is almost over I think – I think the decision is just about made.  I quite simply do not want to be here anymore.