Death to Pregnant Fatties!

I just watched a Channel 4 documentary on teenage pregnancy and the affect it’s having on the NHS and it fucking disgusted me.  Apparently an unsupported teen pregnancy will cost the taxpayer £60 000 up until the child is 5 years old.  One 16 year old scouse mother said she didn’t feel bad about the expense because her Malachy would grow up to be ‘in government or something, or like, the Prime Minister’.  No he fucking won’t! How could he?  He’s going to grow up in a council flat in Birmingham with his 12 brothers and sisters, a different father every week, and a diet of potato waffles and turkey twizzlers.  He’ll be obese like his mother by the age of 8, and he’ll have ongoing learning difficulties due to the fact she smoked a pack a day all the way through her pregnancy.  I guess the one saving grace is that his prick will work fine, and he’ll wield it with great enthusiasm, giving him plenty of opportunity to plant his seed in the maximum number of fat, stupid, morally retarded 13 year olds by the time he’s 10.  Doesn’t every boy want to follow in his father’s footsteps?